February 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
Identity Crisis
An email from my dad in response to me asking him where he found an indie music site:
How did I hear about it???……….Well Meghan, you only see me as your Dad but in some circles I’m considered somewhat of a hipster-I know that is a shock but I’m kinda known for being out on the crest of the wave and a pretty tuned dude.
Peace out.
Dad
My life is over.
July 2010
1 post
April 2010
1 post
eject: An Open Letter to the Nurse Who Gave Me an... →
Hello Nurse,
Given you work in a busy emergency ward, I don’t expect you to remember me. It was a late November night in 2007 and I came in with severe abdominal pain.
This pain was on par with the labors of my children so I would like to thank you for the morphine. It stopped my screaming and…
Holy shit, this is even better than the time I crapped my pants while driving.
March 2010
5 posts
Asian Sensation
The day finally came when someone asked me about getting a happy ending with their massage. My life is complete.
I swear there is a kid that’s half swan in one of my classes. Either that or he has an extra vertebrae. I can’t stop staring at the back of his neck and it’s not just because he sits in front of me in class.
February 2010
4 posts
I asked my black co-worker to escort me to my car after work one night. She assumes it’s because of her size (she’s 6’2”), but it’s really because if something happens the black person always dies first, like in scary movies.
This blog developed out of boredom while at my internship, so it goes to say that a lot of what I talk about will be about my stay there. Let me just say this:
I hate it there. I hate the people. I hate the cheesy tribal masks on the walls. I hate that no one there recognizes how fucking cool I am.
Today I had to help one of my superiors with a package. As soon as I walked into her office the...
I'd rather be interred than be an intern.
They made me sweep a parking lot today at my internship. FML.