“Some of my best friends are white people.”
This man is making my night!
my dad’s wifi network, created after he figured out his drug dealer neighbors were leeching his internet. password: yourbusted.
I can’t believe this is same the Shaq I met a year ago. Just look at him now:
http://thedailywh.at/post/1454349517/beautiful-nightmare-of-the-day-move-over-beyonce
Identity Crisis
An email from my dad in response to me asking him where he found an indie music site:
How did I hear about it???……….Well Meghan, you only see me as your Dad but in some circles I’m considered somewhat of a hipster-I know that is a shock but I’m kinda known for being out on the crest of the wave and a pretty tuned dude.
Peace out.
Dad
My life is over.
Hello Nurse,
Given you work in a busy emergency ward, I don’t expect you to remember me.
It was a late November night in 2007 and I came in with severe abdominal pain.This pain was on par with the labors of my children so I would like to thank you for the morphine. It stopped my screaming and…
Holy shit, this is even better than the time I crapped my pants while driving.
